I’ve been away for a weekend but I still wrote something.
I spent the weekend in London, here are some thoughts.
A woman mistook me for the man she was meeting,
We both wore big glasses and used public seating.*
It was still quite embarrassing though.
*the man she was looking for was sat on the bench next door to the bench I was sat on.
I saw Keira Knightley, she was wearing a big coat and glasses.
It wasn’t a very good disguise.
I would say I could have spotted her a mile off but I’m short-sighted and a mile is quite far so that’s not true.