A letter to the Queen.

by justbekozlowski

To the Queen,

Have you seen?

The turkeys running

Through the stream?

Have you heard their wretched screeches?

Perhaps they’re not fond of your speeches.

We are though Ma’am don’t worry about that.

We are very fond indeed.

But we also like the turkeys.

Yes I am aware that you can kill a swan,

No it’s not that I think it’s wrong,

It’s just… well,

Can I kill one?

Surely you can’t hang me for…

Oh you can.

And drawn?

By Who?

Is Pete Townsend good at pictures?

Quartered? Is that something to do with American football?

Quite right too. I wouldn’t have my hanging any other way.

Still ‘life’ and balls. Lots of balls.

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