Peter the Piper.

by justbekozlowski

Peter the Piper

Had pickled a pepper

But pickles don’t keep in stormy weather.

So the pepper got wet

And Peter did fret

As he watched the pepper

Swim and paddle

Down the road

To a horse with a saddle.

He rode that horse, right into town

and Peter the Piper started to drown.

The pepper rode back

To its pickling friend

He decided to Peter

A hand he’d lend

The pepper pulled Peter

Up onto the horse

And they lived happily

After the flood of course.