#6 Said the beard to gravity…
Said the beard to gravity,
‘Do behave! I’m getting food caught in me!’
The beard said ‘be quiet,
stop causing a riot,
and a bird fell down a chimney.
The bird flew about
and it pooed in the house,
with no one around to see it.
It stayed for the day
and then flew away
when the owners came home to clean it.
Said gravity to beard,
‘well that was weird’,
the beard was a little surprised,
‘ You can talk’ said the beard,
‘I had no idea’,
‘Well’ gravity said, ‘nor did I!’