#8 My moustache

by justbekozlowski

‘My moustache is a joke’,

said a guy to a bloke,

the bloke said ‘don’t worry, it’s fine,


but it is a bit patchy,

and looks a bit scratchy,

when you compare it to mine’.


The guy said ‘oh dear, 

yes this is quite clear,

now I have looked in the mirror’,


But then he saw something,

that was maybe a muffin,

he touched it and then he saw clearer.


The bloke had no tash,

but merely some snacks,

that had been caught on top of his lip.


The guy laughed aloud,

and smiled so proud,

as he never ate muffins in lifts.