#49 My beard is ginger

by justbekozlowski

‘My beard is ginger’,

I heard a fox say,

‘No it’s not’

replied a goat.


‘My beard comes with

A built-in jet pack

and a life jacket

to keep me afloat.’


‘What’s that got to do

with my fiery fur?’

spat back the fox

and waited.


The goat said

‘don’t know’,

then he started to go

but then his life jacket inflated.


The goat then fell over

and the fox, moreover,

just looked at the goat and laughed,


For it was only then

he realised,

that the goat only had a moustache.