There once was a turnip

by justbekozlowski

There once was a turnip
Who thought it was a monkey.
All of it’s friends said ‘you’re not’

There was one time at night,
He got such a fright when
He noticed he’d started to rot.

Our dearest old friend called sir nippy,
Had shoveled bananas so much,
His hair made of peel,
No rain did he feel,
As he got picked from the ground for my lunch.