The pigeon in the window.

by justbekozlowski

‘How much is that pigeon in the window?’
‘It’s not mine, but I’ll catch it for a fiver.’
‘Deal’.

There once was a man called Fitch,
Who thought five pounds would make him rich,
He tried to catch birds,
With glue and some curds,
But his allergies made him itch.

The end.

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