Hot dogs.

by justbekozlowski

If you think of nothing else,
On a hot summer’s day,
Perhaps eating a hot dog,
Will make it go away.

If the thought comes creeping back,
Like an uncontrollable itch,
Eat a ketchupped sausagey treat,
To turn off the hunger switch.

Now three times might seem silly,
But it can happen to some,
Eat just one more hot dog,
And your dinner will be done.

Some may call you greedy,
Ridonkulous or obscene,
But if they do, then say to them,
‘No I’m not, I’m ME!’