Sandwich Paul.

by justbekozlowski

There was once a man
Who ate a crab
His name was sandwich Paul.
He ate it whole,
But it was dead,
He ate the shell and all.
Then all the pieces of the shell,
They fell into his tummy,
They felt like bits of broken glass,
And Paul cried to his Mummy.

‘That’s what you get’,
His mother said.
‘For being so impatient!’
Then as he hung his head in shame,
Paul became frustrated.

You are what you eat,
Or so they say,
So he became quite snappy.
Eventually when all the bits came out,
Then sandwich Paul was happy.