Safe distance.

by justbekozlowski

If you stand far enough away,
Any problem can seem small.
But be careful if you try this,
As it might not be at all.
One day I ran from a dinosaur,
I thought my problem solved.
So I took a nap beneath a tree,
Then I woke up in his bowl.
He put ketchup on my head,
And pepper on my eyes,
It made me sneeze,
Right in his face,
To his short-armed Dino surprise.
He got a fright and lost his sight,
When the ketchup hit his lenses,
I was off, like milk in a trough,
Caught up in a heat wave frenzy.