If you stand far enough away,
Any problem can seem small.
But be careful if you try this,
As it might not be at all.
One day I ran from a dinosaur,
I thought my problem solved.
So I took a nap beneath a tree,
Then I woke up in his bowl.
He put ketchup on my head,
And pepper on my eyes,
It made me sneeze,
Right in his face,
To his short-armed Dino surprise.
He got a fright and lost his sight,
When the ketchup hit his lenses,
I was off, like milk in a trough,
Caught up in a heat wave frenzy.