Morning stools.

Sitting on stools in the morning,
Can give you a jolt of a warning,
When you nearly fall off,
I think that’s enough,
To get back into bed with your yawning.

Shrodinger’s man

A man in the cupboard
Is worth two in the hand,
But make sure it’s a big one,
Or he never will stand.
He’ll bump his head,
And fall instead,
Then Shrodinger’s man,
Will surely be dead.